Mr-wot should I do with the baby

Mr-wot should I do with the baby
My imagination when it comes to annoying small little people

Saturday, 27 March 2010

I MisS yOu



It has been a few months since we last talk about our stuff...sharing jokes..making sweet kisses to one another..but out of sudden...you just dissapear out of nowhere...vanish in the air..with no news about you...leaving me lingering about you all the time..keep thinking...your whereabout....your chat...your monkey stunts you used to pull..I miss you....everything..please come back to me...I want you back.

Monday, 22 March 2010

ThANk yOU

I like this song....thank you for everything...Make me feel thankful for everything ^_^.

Remember to click on the title Thank you for the music video
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How bout getting off of these antibiotics
How bout stopping eating when I'm full up
How bout them transparent dangling carrots
How bout that ever elusive kudo

Thank you India
Thank you terror
Thank you disillusionment
Thank you frailty
Thank you consequence
Thank you thank you silence

How bout me not blaming you for everything
How bout me enjoying the moment for once
How bout how good it feels to finally forgive you
How bout grieving it all one at a time

Thank you India
Thank you terror
Thank you disillusionment
Thank you frailty
Thank you consequence
Thank you thank you silence

The moment I let go of it was
The moment I got more than I could handle
The moment I jumped off of it was
The moment I touched down

How bout no longer being masochistic
How bout remembering your divinity
How bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out
How bout not equating death with stopping

Thank you India
Thank you providence
Thank you disillusionment
Thank you nothingness
Thank you clarity
Thank you thank you silence

yeah yeah
ahh ohhh
ahhh ho oh
ahhh ho ohhhhhh
yeaahhhh yeahh

Friday, 12 March 2010

NeMeSiS



Have you ever worked under an absolute anal dictator who happens to be your supervisor?
You can congratulate me..I hit the jackpot working under the black hole nemesis who keeps sucking your energy like a black shitty hole engulfing your spirit.

Let's just call him the nemesis of all evil (NOAE). I was walking along the corridor and the NOAE grabbed me for a personal talk..yes one on one confrontation with the most evil person of all I have ever known in my life.

NOAE: You know what..i think it is in your culture that your communication seemed to be a problem.
Mikey:...what do you mean?(puzzled, shocked and angry..have got to hide my anger as otherwise he will torture me even more)
NOAE: You just talk a lot..you dont seem to listen...but it is understandable as it is your culture to do that. next time, you listen before you speak.
Mikey: I am so sorry...( I was praying hard to god for the energy to supress my hatred, anger burning flame grilling inside me...despite the apologise tone)
NOAE: Now you see the problem?
Mikey: yes, i will improve it and i see that. Thank you so much for the advice..I really appreciate it( arghhhh..i feel like bursting out his gut so hard wth my fist and leave him in agony forever and ever!!!)

His moron daft judgemental cultural insensitive remark made me feel so depressed and useless for the whole afternoon. I had to take time off to cool down that day and bitched to my colleaque and worried at the same time...my life under the nemesis...big one!

TO NOAE,

I HATE you to my GUTS. Everytime when I see you, I imagine STABBING you over and over again through your INHUMAN heartless heart and step on your brain till it becomes mushy and sqeeushy that disgust me till I'M SICK of you!!!

I GRUDGE you till after my life as a ghost to HUNT you down everynight TERRIFYING you every minute in your sleep till you beg for SUICIDE the only way to escape!!

I CURSE you to hell with your next life as a pinky BRAINLESS ant under my feet STEPPING on you repetitively as hard as i can!!!!


I HATE YOU IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!YOU'RE BOLLOCKS!!

(I APOLOGISE PROFUSELY TO THOSE WHO FIND THIS POST OFFENSIVE)

Tuesday, 9 March 2010

FIgHt FiGht For thIS SaRCaSTiC LOvE….


Sounds familiar?…it’s a song from my sexy dimple favourite artist, Cheryl Cole (for those who know nothing bout her, she is one of the hot gals in the UK chart topper band, Girls Aloud..or you can just google ^_^I've just added the word sarcastic).
Her song reminds me one of the many sarcastic situations I have been in. It was weekends and I was chilling in the coffee mall with my close friends. The conversation flows like this:

Me: So wot happened to HS (a gal who claimed herself to be the best in everything includes finding the best bf..not really my close frenz but just plain hi bye type frenz ).
My friends: She is seeing someone now..been going out with this guy for quite some time. (a little sniff of envy, suck it up gal ^_^, you will find yourself one soon)
Me: that’s good for her. She is always the picky dicky when it comes to bf. Glad she found one.
My frenz: Yeah…they have been dating and quite stable…you can forget about your old fling with her (smirking, a sign of I-KNOW-YOU-HAVE-SOMETHING-WITH-HER).
Me: Wot did you mean? Old fling? (Absolutely confused)
My frenz: Come on mikey….we know you had something with her in the past..hehe( that is the typical evil smile I’d seen over and over again till I barely noticed )
Me: Hell no, absolutely absurd!!!(she still sees me as a bisexual…^_^ although I repeatedly told her I can only erect in front of the same gender species) where the hell did you get such information?
My frenz: really? Not me, people they talked..mikey ( blinking eyes…that did not help, gal ^_^ )
Me: It can’t be…you know me...most probably just another untold true gossip. Anyway, I dun bother..she has had become someone’s dick now ^_^.

Speaking of the devil….we saw HS walking towards our table coincidentally with her new bf….holding hands…typical new love birds.

HS: hello mikey!! (surprise smile..as usual to act dumb bumping into me coincidentally..in fact…she wanted to show me her new bf)
Mikey: Hello!!! Pretty..how r u ? (a little corner of my eyes inspecting the new guy…it was a disaster..dun get me wrong…not disaster bumping into her..instead..her guy looked like a hurricane disaster…from head to toe..none of them looked OK)
HS: I am good! Thank you…how are you?
Mikey: I am good as usual…I see your fingers have no ring yet ^_^ ..so when is the bells gonna ring?
HS: not so soon…and I see you dun have ring either (trying to be sarcastic here..you barked to the wrong person…little missy^_^)
Mikey: Yeah..I have been waiting for you to make that move :P…all these while after wot ppl talked how much you missed me! (sarcasm penalty in return ^_^)
HS: HAHAHA..(trying to ease the tension by laughing out loud..and wiggling herself to her new guy) see..honey..did you hear that? Competition has just begun. You gotta FIGHT FIGHT FOR THIS LOVE!
Mikey: sooner than you expect but only in your dream ^_^. Keep fighting dreamily gal. HAHA

Her phone rang and she had to go after saying goodbye to me. We burst into laughter after she left.

What a sarcastic day for me ^_^ .