Sounds familiar?…it’s a song from my sexy dimple favourite artist, Cheryl Cole (for those who know nothing bout her, she is one of the hot gals in the UK chart topper band, Girls Aloud..or you can just google ^_^I've just added the word sarcastic).
Her song reminds me one of the many sarcastic situations I have been in. It was weekends and I was chilling in the coffee mall with my close friends. The conversation flows like this:
Me: So wot happened to HS (a gal who claimed herself to be the best in everything includes finding the best bf..not really my close frenz but just plain hi bye type frenz ).
My friends: She is seeing someone now..been going out with this guy for quite some time. (a little sniff of envy, suck it up gal ^_^, you will find yourself one soon)
Me: that’s good for her. She is always the picky dicky when it comes to bf. Glad she found one.
My frenz: Yeah…they have been dating and quite stable…you can forget about your old fling with her (smirking, a sign of I-KNOW-YOU-HAVE-SOMETHING-WITH-HER).
Me: Wot did you mean? Old fling? (Absolutely confused)
My frenz: Come on mikey….we know you had something with her in the past..hehe( that is the typical evil smile I’d seen over and over again till I barely noticed )
Me: Hell no, absolutely absurd!!!(she still sees me as a bisexual…^_^ although I repeatedly told her I can only erect in front of the same gender species) where the hell did you get such information?
My frenz: really? Not me, people they talked..mikey ( blinking eyes…that did not help, gal ^_^ )
Me: It can’t be…you know me...most probably just another untold true gossip. Anyway, I dun bother..she has had become someone’s dick now ^_^.
Speaking of the devil….we saw HS walking towards our table coincidentally with her new bf….holding hands…typical new love birds.
HS: hello mikey!! (surprise smile..as usual to act dumb bumping into me coincidentally..in fact…she wanted to show me her new bf)
Mikey: Hello!!! Pretty..how r u ? (a little corner of my eyes inspecting the new guy…it was a disaster..dun get me wrong…not disaster bumping into her..instead..her guy looked like a hurricane disaster…from head to toe..none of them looked OK)
HS: I am good! Thank you…how are you?
Mikey: I am good as usual…I see your fingers have no ring yet ^_^ ..so when is the bells gonna ring?
HS: not so soon…and I see you dun have ring either (trying to be sarcastic here..you barked to the wrong person…little missy^_^)
Mikey: Yeah..I have been waiting for you to make that move :P…all these while after wot ppl talked how much you missed me! (sarcasm penalty in return ^_^)
HS: HAHAHA..(trying to ease the tension by laughing out loud..and wiggling herself to her new guy) see..honey..did you hear that? Competition has just begun. You gotta FIGHT FIGHT FOR THIS LOVE!
Mikey: sooner than you expect but only in your dream ^_^. Keep fighting dreamily gal. HAHA
Her phone rang and she had to go after saying goodbye to me. We burst into laughter after she left.
What a sarcastic day for me ^_^ .
great writting mikey. you always manage to give me a smile and a laugh. these are great stuffs on earth. hahahahahaa
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